Thursday, August 7, 2008

Thoughts of Moods

A certain gentleman once asked me why all women are either too emotional or too bitchy? Any takers for that question?
How I love to answer such questions at 12.30 in the night! Well the fact that I am even answering him could just answer half the question. I choose to be neither of his two choices. Because I don't know what blogging at midnight counts as.
Some counter questions to answer the question:
He says he is quite protective and caring. But does he handle all her mood with the same spirit?
He says he doesn't take a sneak peek at the passers-by. But will he understand that she has a right to admire beauty in all forms?
He says only a foolish man is at a woman's mercy. But he is actually waiting for this entry to be published. Did he just prove something?
He says he wants to treat her well and take her out. Would he then choose Bannerghatta National Park to be that romantic date?
He says he doesn't want her to crib too much an be emotional. But if he cribs about traffic, thats not being emotional/bitchy or whatever?
He generously offers to 'handle' moods swings once a month. But who is going to handle his moods every 5 minutes?

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

He says he is quite protective and caring. But does he handle all her mood with the same spirit? --> NOT AN ANGEL, he is!

He says he doesn't take a sneak peek at the passers-by. But will he understand that she has a right to admire beauty in all forms? --> He is CERTAINLY LYING... beware! :)

He says only a foolish man is at a woman's mercy. But he is actually waiting for this entry to be published. Did he just prove something? --> When it comes to a Woman's MERCY, EVERY MAN IS FOOLISH. AMEN!

He says he wants to treat her well and take her out. Would he then choose Bannerghatta National Park to be that romantic date? --> He is pretty lame but WILD, beleive ME! ;)

He says he doesn't want her to crib too much and be emotional. But if he cribs about traffic, thats not being emotional/bitchy or whatever? --> MCP, as women term it to make themselves feel better!

He generously offers to 'handle' moods swings once a month. But who is going to handle his moods every 5 minutes? --> BY NOW every 5 years has turned into every 5 minutes! To the most dreadful species, another MAN has been laid to be a SLAVE ..... :)

the stygian sailor said...

hey. stumbled across your blog accidentally.
blogging at midnight counts as 'nightlife' :)at least in Bangalore.

Anonymous said...

Get a life, 'nightlifers' :D

Gaurav said...

At some point of time all women tend to be all bitcy or over emotional. If they are neither then wait till they get married :) But thats exactly what we love in them. The surprise element. We may crib bout their habits but...we'd jus miss them if they changed!

To answer ur counter questions...

If he doesn't take a sneak peek... He's GAY!

If he's at a woman's mercy... He's prob a Cancerian! Make the best husbands i heard.

Bannerghatta park.... Def nothing WILD or romantic there. He's probably trying to escape from the cops. Experienced i say!

Mood swings every 5 min for a man! Well they just get horny every other min! That's it.

Manasa said...

Agree with what you've said :)

hehe.. Bannerghatta National Park??

Adding to the list: When guys boose/smoke they think they're kewl..when gals do it, she's ....

Aditya said...

"He says he doesn't take a sneak peek at the passers-by" -- He's lying.

"He says only a foolish man is at a woman's mercy." Truth is, he's most probably addicted to one.

Way to go.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, I think a date at a Bannerghatta National Park is pretty lame. It's upto you to make it interesting ;)

Sandeep

Sneha said...

@Manasa: in a good ol'd society like ours, a lot of things are accepted by the Y chromosome while the same things are absolutely illegal for the X chromosomers. We should just accept this and move on... by 'move on', i mean, show a middle finger to the people who raise an eyebrow. what say?

@the stygian sailor: blogging is one of the better forms of night life in otherwise prevailing forms of night life in bangalore. styx should count in the same set as well.

@gaurav: you are saying *** is the reason for men to be switched off. but i always thought men have mood swings which can be cured by ***. a pro-and-cons issue, i say

chethan shankar said...

very feministic blog ! Why are all you gals like this?! :D

Arjun said...

Is this about Sandeep? That would explain the "5 minute mood swings" comment. That guy's worse than a pregnant woman in the operation theatre.

Sneha said...

@Arjun: only Bannerghatta is about Sandeep. But now that you mentioned, maybe even the mood swings applies to him

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